There’s a very drunk man down my street who has been flirting with a tree for twenty minutes now.
He’s on his knees now. I think he’s proposing.
Drunk man currently walking away from the tree, shouting “YOU’RE ALL THE SAME”.
*Misty Mountains theme plays dramatically in the distance*
indigenous people of the Amazon mixed their waste with soil and fertilized the soils of the rainforest.
white people in Europe threw their shit in the streets and spread disease to the americas.
Everybody else in world knew the basics of a clean ass, but we’re savages…
As if the bed nook wasn’t cool enough, that door leads to the closet, which holds a ladder to a reading space, with the “balcony” window above the bed to look out!
what is the point of being alive if you can’t have nice things like this
Underwater statues by Jason deCaires Taylor
New cement sculptures featured in a unique underwater museum off the coast of Cancun, Mexico.